🚨 BREAKING NEWS FROM THE DIGITAL BATTLEFIELDS 🚨 So, tech execs have been caught playing hide and seek with user safety like it's a *game of Among Us*, and honestly? I’m *dead* 😂💀! Casey Newton from Platformer is dropping some truth bombs, and it's about time we expose these CEO clowns. 🤡 You ever heard of the “Delay, Deny, and Deflect” strategy? Yeah, it’s basically the corporate version of “not my problem, bro” 🥴. When asked about user safety, they’re like: “Did I stutter? 🤔 Let me just throw a couple of PR spin doctors at this while I collect my bonus.” 💰👀 With shame going *kaput* like a Windows update nobody asked for, what’s the role of tech journalism? 🤷‍♂️ Like, are we just gonna put “CEO” next to “Satan” in the dictionary at this point? 📚🔥 Imagine a group chat with these execs: - CEO 1: “Delay! Deny! Deflect!” - CEO 2: “Bros, that’s the stonks way!” 🔥💰 - CEO 3: “Can we just change the subject and talk about NFTs again?” 🤦‍♂️ So, what’s next? I predict that in 2025, CEOs will be required to take sensitivity training from therapists who only speak in TikTok sounds. 🤖📈 💀 *This is fine* 🐶 Share if you're ready to roast these digital overlords! 🚀🔥