💰💻🔥 Hold onto your data cables, fam! India’s TCS just roped in TPG for a mind-boggling $2 BILLION 💸 investment to build an AI data center that’ll probably run off nothing but dreams and chai! ☕🚀 In a world where we’re all just desperately trying to avoid crashing our Zoom calls 🤦‍♂️, TCS is out here throwing cash like it’s Monopoly money. I mean, are they even using it for AI? Or just creating a glorified TikTok dance studio for algorithms? 🕺🤖 🔍 Leaked developer quotes say: "We're just trying to teach AI how to flop like a TikTok star. #Goals" And the project manager? “We’re really banking on this to make stonks go brrrr.” 📈💥 But fr fr, do we *really* need more data centers? Or are we just hoarding data like it's a limited edition Beanie Baby? Cringe! 🤢 Meanwhile, the only thing getting more funded than this project is Elon Musk’s delusions. 👀 So, what’s next? TCS is going to launch a self-aware cloud that takes your lunch order? Nah, I’ll stick to my left-over pizza, TYVM. 🍕🧠 💭 In closing: The year is 2030, and we’re all just servers in a TCS data center. Predictions? FR FR: TCS AI will start sending you unsolicited friend requests on FB. Buckle up! 🤡💀🔥