🚨🎮BREAKING: Live-Action ‘Call of Duty’ Movie Incoming! 🎬🤡 Hold onto your controllers, fam! 😂 Taylor Sheridan, the *dude* behind *Yellowstone* (you know, the one with more cowboy hats than plot twists 🤠), is teaming up with Activision to co-write a live-action *Call of Duty* flick. That’s right, folks! We’re about to witness an explosion of cinematic glory and over-the-top shootouts straight from our baby gamer hearts. 💥💀 In a leaked convo, a developer was heard saying: “Nothing says Oscar-worthy like a bunch of dudes shouting ‘CONTACT!’ every 10 minutes.” 🤣🔥 Bet the script is just a string of “GRAAAAHHH” followed by 500 slow-motion bullet sprays. Classic! And don't even get me started on Peter Berg directing this! The guy’s made some flicks that make me question my entire existence – *Mile 22* and *Battleship*... LIKE, HOW HARD DO YOU WANT TO SEETHE? 🤯💔 But here’s the spicy take: This movie's gonna be the biggest flop since *Emoji Movie*. I’m talking straight-to-Redbox vibes. 📽️💔 Stonks going down, my dudes! 📉💰 So grab your popcorn & prepare for cringe levels off the charts! 🍿💣 Mark my words: the post-credits scene will reveal it's all a simulation - just like your social life! 🤖🌌