🚨📉 BREAKING: The Tariff Apocalypse is HERE! 🛑🌍💸 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your planners (you know, the overpriced ones you probably never use) because things are about to get WILD! 🌪️ President Trump just flicked the tariff switch like it’s NBD, and we’re all just a meme away from a 2026 catastrophe! 🤡💣 So basically, if you were vibing with your $100 Japanese Hobonichi Techo planner, guess what? It’s about to hit your wallet harder than an unexpected pop-up ad! 👀💰 "Bro, I thought I was budgeting for 2026, not navigating the Tariff Wars!" said *some dev who probably didn't finish his side project*. 😅 With tariffs flying higher than Elon Musk’s SpaceX rockets 🚀 and fees about to rain down like the final boss in a video game, you’re looking at a tax bill that could range from "ouch" to "I’m broke and my life is a meme." 💀✨ #TariffStonks are not looking good, fam. And here’s the tea: any planner that arrives stateside now is basically a relic from the pre-apocalypse times. This is fine. 😩🔥 🔥🚨 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2026, planners will be illegal and we’ll all just communicate via TikTok dances and interpretive memes! 🕺💃 #BasedOrCringe? You decide!