🚨🔥 BREAKING NEWS, NERD SQUAD! 🚨🔥 The Consumer Technology Association has officially leveled up from boring to a spicy fiesta of tariff chaos! Talkin’ to Ed Brzytwa, their VP of International Trade (aka Tariff Master 3000), this dude is spilling ALL the tea on why tariff stacking is making tech firms’ lives more cringe than your dad’s TikTok dance 💀. So, like, Ed’s out here saying that it’s not just the height of tariffs that’s making everyone seethe, it’s the unpredictability?! Can we get a *facepalm*? 😩 He basically confirmed that trading with Trump is like playing poker with a cat: *you never know what’s gonna happen next* (and someone is definitely gonna get scratched 🐱💔). Imagine Ed in a Zoom meeting like: “So in conclusion, we’re f***ed! But hey, at least we still have NFTs” 🤡💰! Tariffs on tariffs? Bro, that’s like putting an extra layer of cringe on a TikTok dance that’s already outta style! Prediction Alert 🚀: Soon, tech CEOs will start wearing clown wigs to meetings 💔🤡 because the future looks like a wild circus! Buckle up, folks, it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!