🚨🎶 BREAKING NEWS: The Song of the Summer is DEAD, folks! 💀💔 Like your Spotify playlist after your ex got a hold of it! 🎧💔 So, here’s the tea: in a universe where consensus is as stable as a 15-year-old on a skateboard, our sweet summer anthem has been DRAGGED into the political void. 🤡💩 We can’t even agree on a banger because, surprise surprise, the Donald Trump of it all looms over the music charts like that one guy at the party who only plays "Despacito." 🙄🚪 The real crime? We’re missing the ultimate summer vibe checks — instead of vibing to tunes, we’re arguing over who can shout the loudest! 🔊📈 "Yo, Dave, what’s your pick for Song of the Summer?" "Uhh, can we talk about how I can’t even hear it over the political chaos?" 🤯 **Leaked Dev Quote:** "Look, we tried to generate a banger with AI, but instead we got a cringe compilation 🤖💀." And here’s my UNHINGED prediction: next year, we’ll just replace the nominees with actual TikTok sound bites, and the top hit will be a remix of *This is Fine* over the sounds of a blender! 🔥🎤 Mark my words, we're going full chaos! 🤯🚀 So, who’s hitting “Share” on this insanity? 🥳💥