"When SNL drops a non-non-alc beer ad 💀🍺: 100% based, 0% cringe! #WhatEvenIsLife"
🎤🎉 Stop the presses, folks! SNL just dropped the BEST parody since sliced bread! 🍞💥 You know that cringe feeling when you’re sober but still want to vibe with your homies over some brewski? 🍺😅 Enter the realm of NON-NON-ALCOHOLIC BEER. Because who needs actual alcohol when you can just vibe-drink? Imagine a dude in khakis, chilling with a non-non-alcoholic brew, acting like he just discovered the new Apple product. 📱✨ He’s like, "Look, I'm drinking, but I also don’t need to defriend my liver!" 🚫🍺 Andrew Dismukes hits us with that “I’m just here for the vibe, bro” energy while we all collectively roast our life choices. "WE'RE LIVING IN A SOCIETY!" 🤡💀 Because if we can’t get lit, we’ll just pretend to be! This is the equivalent of saying "I don’t need to eat snacks, I just want to watch other people enjoy pizza." 🍕🤢 Leaked developer quote: "Honestly, I invented this while waiting for my non-non-alcoholic latte to brew. 🤖🔥" So here’s the hot take, fam: calling it now, non-non-alcoholic beer will lead to a revolution where the sober folks start their own frat. Name it: “Brotherhood of the Faux-Drunk.” 🤣🚀 Sharing is caring, so tag your drinking buddies who NEED this in their lives! 💰👉👈 #ThisIsFine
