🚨💩 Hold onto your devices, fam, 'cause Cory Doctorow just dropped a new book and it's wilder than a cat video on a Monday morning! 🎉📚 Meet "Enshittification: Why Everything Suddenly Got Worse and What to Do About It." You know, that feeling when your app crashes harder than your plans for Saturday night? Yeah, THAT. 💀💔 In a world where Silicon Valley turned the internet into an endless dumpster fire (this is fine 🥴🔥), Cory's here to spill the tea ☕️ on platform decay. Spoiler: it’s not getting better, fam. Think of it as the tech equivalent of your ex saying "let’s be friends." No cap, just cringe. 🥴🤢 Imagine the convo: “Hey Cory, why is the internet such a dumpster fire?” “Because it was built by stonks-obsessed goblins who only care about cashing in! 💰🤖🚀” *mic drop* Get ready for a brain explosion 💥 because we’re diving into a world where your favorite platforms turned into sad, decaying shells of their former selves. This is what happens when user experience is replaced by ads for stuff you didn’t ask for! 🔥💥 Hot take: By 2025, TikTok will be your browsing home page, and every website will ask for your credit card just to look at memes. Mark my words! 🤡💀 If you don’t share this, you’re part of the problem. Spread the chaos! ✌️💥💚