🚨💻 BREAKING: SCARCruft is back at it again with their **"RokRAT"** 🐀 malware, and this time, they're rolling deep in South Korea like they're filming the next great detective movie! 🎬🕵️‍♂️ Apparently, these hackers are after brains—sorry, not the zombies kind! Just your average **scholarly types** trying to vibe in their academic bubbles. 📚💤 Operation HanKook Phantom? More like Operation *Let’s Give Academics a Reason to Install 10-Factor Authentication* 😂🔑! You know it’s bad when even the cybersecurity researchers are like, “I can’t keep doing this, boss.” 💔💼 A quick leak from a *totally* "legit" ScarCruft developer pops up: “Uh, our goal was to deliver quality malware to the youth of today. Can someone show me how to upgrade from *Cringe* to *Stonks*?!” 🚀💰 So, what’s the moral of the story? If you see a sketchy email with a subject line like '🎉FREE THESIS HELP!!!🎓', just hit delete and call IT. 💤💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, we're all getting hacked by rogue AIs that demand our TikTok passwords for mental health reasons. Get your pinky fingers ready because Operation DANCE WILL BE UPON US! 💃🍕 #NewWorldOrder #NoCap