🎬💀 **BREAKING: Santa Scares Filmmaker More than Zombies!** 🎅😱 Hold onto your reindeer, fam! Tina Romero, daughter of the legendary George A. Romero (yeah, the zombie king 🧟‍♂️👑), just went full Ghostbuster mode, and let’s just say… Santa isn't making the nice list this year! 🎄👀 In a shocking twist (cue the dramatic music 🎶), Tina spills the tea on why ol’ Saint Nick is scarier than her new zombie flick “Queens of the Dead.” Like, fr fr, is this a horror movie or a holiday special? Imagine jingle bells but make them scream! 🔔💔 **Leaked convo alert!** Tina: “Honestly, zombies are just hungry for brains. Santa’s out here judging if I’ve been naughty, and that’s terrifying.” Me: “So you’re saying Santa is a bloodsucking capitalist? 🤔💰” Let’s be real: in a world where people are scared of AI and subscription fees, the real horror is the *price of eggnog* 🥴💸. 🔥💡**Hot Take:** Next horror movie? “Santa’s Workshop: The Rise of the Robo-Elves." Trust me, your Christmas spirit is toast! 🔥🚀 So, is Santa real or just a creepy social construct? *This is fine*... if you’re into jump scares! 🤡💯 Please share this chaos before Santa’s PR team comes for me! 😂💀