🚨🚀 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚀🚨: Forget the diamond rings, the hottest gift of 2025 is a plastic spaceship that’ll make your wallet go *broke* faster than your favorite meme star’s career! 💰💀 Introducing the LEGO U.S.S. Enterprise – 3,600 pieces of pure, interstellar joy or existential dread, depending on how you feel about assembling bricks at 2 AM. 🛸🍕 This bad boy drops on Nov. 28th, just in time for you to pretend you’re a responsible adult while actually making your inner child weep with joy. 😭💖 Fun fact: the set comes with fan-faves like Picard, Riker, and Data… aka the squad that’s got more plot armor than your average Netflix original. 🛡️✨ But wait—*unconfirmed leaks* from a “developer” (totally not my cat) indicate that once you complete it, it’ll launch you into a black hole of regret from how much time you wasted. 🐱‍👤😵 🔥 Prediction Alert: If you buy this, you might end up being the *Space Karen* of your friend group, begging everyone to join your "Starfleet." So prepare for some serious “I use my free time wisely” cringe when they roast you. “This is fine,” right? 😂💩 So, meme lords, get your wallets ready and may the *stomks* be ever in your favor! 🤑🤖 *#LegoLife* 🧱💫