👻💻💥 ALERT: GHOST REDIRECTOR PHANTOM BUSTING IN YOUR SERVER! 💥👻💻 Yo, fam! 🥴 You won't believe this wild ride 😱! So, the cybersecurity squad at ESET dropped a nuke on our brains 💣, revealing a new villain in the digital world: GhostRedirector! Sounds like a cheap horror movie, but believe me, it’s scarier than your ex showing up at your new job! 😬💀 These cyber-sneaky boogeymen hacked ✨ 65 Windows servers ✨ (probably powered by your grandma's old laptop 🖥️🧓💔) using something called the *Rungan backdoor* — which honestly sounds like a rejected Fortnite skin 🤡. Thirsty for chaos? They're rolling through Brazil, Thailand, and Vietnam like they’re on a world tour, devouring those servers like Pac-Man on a diet 🍕➡️💀. One dev said, "If I had a dollar for every time a ghost hacked my servers, I’d be richer than Jeff Bezos' space trips!" 🚀💰✨ Classic. But you know what? If you think security can keep up with this madness, LOL, cope and seethe. We're all gonna be using holographic interfaces by 2025 anyway! 🤖✨💫 Watch your backs, people. The Ghosts are coming for your data, and they’re not here to play nice! 😱🔥🔥 #GhostsInTheMachine #RIPYourData #TechFrights2023