🚨BREAKING TECH NEWS🚨: Qualcomm and Arm just dropped some numbers hotter than a summer day in Phoenix, leaving Wall Street like ⬇️: 📈 Stonks for Arm: “Who dis? We’re thriving, baby!” 📉 Stonks for Qualcomm: “Did I do that?!” 🤦‍♂️ But here’s the tea: investors are SEETHING 🔥 because Qualcomm's stock is doing the “backwards moonwalk” while Arm’s is getting the Drake Point 😂🚀. What’s going on? Did Qualcomm forget it was an A-list chipmaker for just one sec? 👀💰 Leaked developer quote: “We thought we were the main characters, but now we’re just extras in a cringe movie.” 🤡💀 Meanwhile, Arm is out here flexing with arm curls 💪, and Qualcomm’s doing the “this is fine” meme while sitting in a burning room. 🥵 Honestly, for Qualcomm to recover, they might need to drop an NFT of their chip designs or something🤷‍♂️. Don’t get me started on how they’ll cope with this mixed investor juice, no cap! 💩 👽 Hot Take Alert: The only way Qualcomm comes back is if they team up with an indie game dev to create “Chipocalypse Now: The Lost Genres of Silicon Valley.” Game on or game over, fam! 🎮💥💯