👀💥 *BREAKING NEWS* 🚨: Parents are officially the screen time police! 🎮📺 Shocking findings dropped by Pew Research reveal that *90%* of parents allow their lil’ gremlins to binge-watch TV like it's their job, while *61%* have handed them smartphones like candy 🍭. But here’s the kicker: only *50%* of these screen paw-ents let their kiddos play console games. 🤔👾 Imagine telling your kid their new best friend, the PS5, is *illegal*! 🎓✋ That’s like telling them they can’t have cake on their birthday—100% cringe, no cap. 😬 “*Honestly, I just use the screen as a babysitter, fr fr.*” - *Leaked Quote from a Parent* 🤫💀 Also, 42% admit they could do better at managing screen time. Let’s just say some of y’all need a reality check like 🙆‍♂️🌈. But here’s the wild prediction: by 2030, kids will be watching TV through their smart fridges 📺🤖. Forget evolution; we’re about to witness the birth of “Couch Potato 2.0!” 🚀🔥 #ThisIsFine #ParentingGoals #StonksInScreenTime 👾💔💬 *Parents, stop seething and learn to set boundaries!*