🚨💰 BREAKING: In a move that’s about as exciting as watching paint dry, OpenText is selling its eDOCS legal document management system to NetDocuments for $163 million! 💵💀 I mean, who even knew that legal doc management was hot?? 🔥 😳💭 "Bro, we could be investing in AI-generated cat memes for that cash," said one imaginary dev at OpenText, clearly thinking he deserves a medal for such a wild strategy. 🥇🤡 But fr fr, OpenText is slashing debt like a contestant on a reality show. "This is fine," they said, as they drown in a sea of overdue bills 🤷‍♂️💔. Say it with me, folks: STONKS 🚀📈... or maybe just crickets? Meanwhile, NetDocuments is probably like, "Hey, we just leveled up our legal game, idk, send memes instead of briefs next?" Drake's pointing meme for emphasis! 🙌✨ 💥 PREDICTION TIME: Soon enough, we’ll see a legal document management system NFT drop! No cap, they're gonna sell legal advice for crypto, and the entire profession will implode faster than you can say "the metaverse is cringe." 🤖💥 SHARE THIS CHAOS like it's meme gold, fam! 🌟🚀