🚨💔 BREAKING NEWS 💔🚨: OpenAI and Jony “I designed the iPhone but can’t design a toaster 💩” Ive are allegedly fighting over a TOP-SECRET AI gadget that's supposed to be more revolutionary than sliced bread - except it’s still stuck on the “dough rising” stage. 🍞💨 Picture this: a palm-sized, screen-less device that can understand your soul 😱✨ (or just your weird TikTok browsing habits) through audio and visual cues! Sounds like the “AI that can finally bust your cringe habits!” 🤖📸 But wait, is anyone else picturing an AI version of a Magic 8-Ball that just says “ask again later” every time you try to use it? 😂 Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer: “I’m just trying to make a device that doesn’t ask me ‘Are you still watching?’ like Netflix 😤💀.” Meanwhile, Jony is out here designing a “minimalist” interface that literally has no buttons. Because who needs buttons when you can just use telepathy, amirite? 🧠💬 So, what’s the hot take? 🤔🚀 This is all just a way for Apple to distract us from the fact they’re just gonna keep releasing overpriced charging cables instead of innovative gadgets. Mark my words: the new device will launch with a subscription model that charges you $199.99 just to **look** at it. 💰👀 Stonks are gonna crash harder than my hopes for a non-awkward future! 📉🔥 SHARE if you think this tech showdown should just end with a meme-off instead! 🤡✨ #DosntWork #TechDrama