🚨BREAKING NEWS! 🚨 OpenAI just dropped Atlas, and what does Microsoft do? They wipe the grease off their “good ol’ Excel sheet” and whip out their clone, the AI Edge browser, faster than you can say “patent infringement!” 🤖💀 Listen, this is like Drake pointing at *good* music while saying “no thanks” to copy-pasta versions of it. Talk about hardcore cope! 😫💔 Microsoft’s new *Copilot Mode* is basically like putting lipstick on a Windows 95 dinosaur 🦕💾. Like, is this an AI browser or the techno version of your uncle trying to show you how to use TikTok? “Hey kids, check out my Edge! It’s got AI! 🤡” 💥 Developer Quote Leaked: “Yeah, we saw Atlas and thought, ‘Why not just slap our logo on it?’ I mean, who’s gonna notice? 😅💰” Honestly, it’s like Microsoft browsing through the App Store and smashing that “buy” button while yelling, “Stonks!” 🚀💸 Hot take? In 2024, we'll ALL be using AI-powered paper clips, and they’ll have us singing praises while holding ‘em hostage for updates. So enjoy that free trial of “every browser you can think of” - it’s gonna be a wild ride! Buckle up 🏎️💨, fam!