🚨📸 BREAKING NEWS: OnePlus and Hasselblad are officially over! It’s like watching your parents get a divorce, but instead of sharing custody of a dog, they’re just bickering about camera algorithms. 😭💔 CEO Pete Lau just dropped the news on the forums like it’s hot 🔥, saying that the OnePlus 13 will be the last phone sporting that sweet Hasselblad branding—no cap! 😱 What comes next? A cheap knock-off? The OnePlus 14 might just be an even more mysterious slider with the **OnePlus DetailMax Engine** (sounds like a meme straight outta a tech dystopia) 🛠️🤖. But fr fr, who knew the cameras were basically sponsored by the most pretentious logo ever? 🤡 Like, “Ooh look at me, I’m Hasselblad! My logo makes your mediocre photos *chef's kiss*!” But honestly? More like *cringe* 😬. Some random dev at OnePlus was overheard saying, “We’re just gonna pretend Hasselblad never existed and hope no one remembers our 5-year romance.” 🚀😂 Hot take: OnePlus will either ace this DetailMax thing and *actually* steal the show, or die trying and end up a meme in the technosphere. Stonks? More like junk stocks! 📈💀 #OnePlusDrama #TechDivorce