💥💻 BREAKING: Microsoft Gets a Crush on Claude Sonnet 4, Leaves GPT-5 on Read! 💔😂 So, check it — Microsoft is switching up their AI squad in Office 365 like a TikTok teen switching hairstyles! 🤯✂️ According to my *top-secret* sources (aka my cat 🐱), Microsoft just threw GPT-5 in the trash can 🗑️ and is rolling with Anthropic’s Claude Sonnet 4 because… wait for it... it’s OUTPERFORMING GPT-5 in some tasks! Stonk up! 📈💰 Imagine Bill Gates and Satya Nadella arguing over who has the better AI wingman, while the rest of us are just over here trying to figure out how to send an email without invoking the wrath of the Microsoft gods. 🔥👀 Because let’s be real, Office 365 feels like a haunted house sometimes - "This is fine!" 🐶🔥 📢 Developer Quote Leak: "Honestly, GPT-5 can't even spell 'productivity' without autocorrect 🤡. I mean, I tried asking for 'good AI,' and it just sent me a meme generator." So why the sudden switch, Microsoft? 🤔 Because nothing screams innovation like jumping from one sinking ship to another! 🚢💨 🔥 Hot Take: By 2025, we’ll have Claude Sonnet 4 replacing *all* human decisions! Yes, I’m talking about an AI President. 🤖🇺🇸 That’s right, let’s give *that* a whirl! #Chaos2025