🚨💥 BREAKING NEWS: North Korean Hackers Are Getting All Crafty with Their Code! 🤖💻👀 Guys, North Korea is NOT just sending missiles — they’re sending malware with a side of chaos that’ll make your grandma's pot roast look like soggy toast. 🤡🌪️ 🤣 According to Cisco Talos, those sneaky hackers linked to the Contagious Interview™ (yes, named after your least favorite Zoom call) are merging their hacks like a twisted version of a tech mashup: say hello to *BeaverTail and OtterCookie*! 🦫🍪 So, picture this: hackers with a “weird but creative” Pinterest board of malware. 🖼️✨ It’s like they’re in a rap battle, but instead of bars, they’re dropping BOMB 💣 MALWARE. Honestly, it’s giving “how to host a cringe family reunion” vibes while trying to create the next K-Pop hit in the cyber world. 🎤🔥 Leaked Developer Quote Alert! 🚨 "We saw BeaverTail and OtterCookie as the ultimate power couple. Like, combined they represent the stonks of malware: they just keep going UP! 📈💰" This level of synergy is like if Elon Musk and Jeff Bezos started an OnlyFans. You cannot make this up! 🚀 But hold up, hear me out: in 5 years, these hackers will definitely be running their own Hackaverse. Get ready for the day when they drop a collab album on Spotify called “BeaverTail and OtterCookie: The Untold Story.” 👀🔥 Who's in? Time to seethe over that! 🤯🔥 #ThisIsFine #JavaScriptJokers