🚨📜💰 BREAKING: Nonprofits vs. THE MACHINE 🤖🔥 Alright, fam, buckle up! So, like, Tyler Johnston (our hero, I guess? 😅) is out here trying to keep OpenAI from going full Skynet with his Midas Project nonprofit. They said “Hey, OpenAI! Let’s chat about those secrets you're hiding, no cap.” 🙈 But instead of a cozy Zoom call, a dude SHOWS UP at Tyler’s door with LEGAL DOCUMENTS like, “surprise! 👀” 📜👀💀 Legit, I can just see Tyler’s face as he reads that subpoena like it’s a new TikTok trend: “Am I being sued? IS THIS REAL LIFE?!” Meanwhile, OpenAI’s up in the corner like Drake pointing at their growing profits while holding the “it’s fine” dog 🤡🚀. Imagine the internal convo at OpenAI: 👨‍💻 Developer 1: “Should we listen to the nonprofit?” 👨‍💻 Developer 2: “Nah fam, they’re just mad we’re raking in those stonks 🤑.” And let's be REAL: if nonprofits are calling you out, you’re in the danger zone, my dude. I can already see the “OpenAI is the new big bad” memes flooding the internet 🌊🤡. 🔥✨ HOT TAKE: In 2024, OpenAI might just turn into its own wrestling franchise. “OpenAI: SUBPOENA SLAM! 💥” Don't @ me!