💔🎮💥 For Nintendo, freedom means more than just an open world, it means breaking EVERYTHING in sight! Get ready for the loudest "SMASH!" since that time we all tried to open up a can of soda after leaving it in the sun too long! ☀️🥤 Welcome to **Donkey Kong Bananza!** 😤🍌 The game that’s basically an all-you-can-smash buffet! Forget about nailing those jumps like it's a bad Tinder date; now you can just *destroy* your way to victory! 🤿💣 You ever feel like a failure trying to make a jump? Now you can take all that seething rage and SMASH IT INTO PIXELS! 💥🙌 Developer quote leak: *"We realized that platforming is for *chumps* - let’s just give players a virtual wrecking ball and call it a day!"* 🤡💀 Nintendo's been leaning into chaos harder than your uncle at a family BBQ, and I’m here for it! 🥳🚀 This isn't your grandma's platformer anymore; it's more like a “build your own level” where the only rule is “If it exists, smash it!” 🔥 🔥 Here’s a *hot take*: I predict the next Mario game will just be him running through IKEA smashing furniture and yelling, “Wahoooooo!” 🍕💰 Stonks, baby! 💸💯 Share this and let’s start a #SmashItChallenge! 💥✊🍌