🚨🎉 GUYS, NINTENDO JUST PULLED A FAST ONE ON US! 🎉🚨 Remember that *adorable* Pikmin short film where a baby learns to walk? 😳💗 Yeah, well, surprise! It’s NOT a game announcement 🥲, it's just Nintendo flexing their new CG muscle with the finesse of a toddler running on a trampoline. 🚀💥 *Close to You* isn’t the new Zelda teaser we thought we were getting—instead, it's a mini-movie that exists in the same universe as our questionable life choices! 🤡 *Breaking News*: Nintendo’s now got a new production arm? Nintendo Pictures? What’s next, Pikmin the Musical? 🎭✨ Just imagine the pitch meeting: Dev 1: “What if we make sad Pixar-level shorts?” Dev 2: “Dude, marketing just said 'make it cute and people will buy Switches'.” 😭💰 (*Both of them looking at the stock chart like: stonks!) 📈💀 And hey, props to Nintendo for taking the time to make TWO shorts, because nothing says "I care" like 3 minutes of fluff with an overpriced console. 🔥🚨 HOT TAKE: In a year, *Close to You* is gonna be a cult classic, and I’m already prepping for the Pikmin live-action film starring Timothée Chalamet as Captain Olimar. 😱👀 So buckle up, fam! The future is cringe but also kinda lit. 📽️✨ #PikminXTok #CringeIsTheNewChic