🚀💥**BREAKING: IPOs are BACK and they brought a squad!**✨💸 Ladies and gents, grab your popcorn 🍿 because we got FOUR tech companies ready to go public like they’re releasing a hot new mixtape! 🤑🔥 Netskope and StubHub are flexing their traditional IPO vibes while Infleqtion and CoinShares are trying SO hard to get noticed without being the cringiest kid at the party. 😂💀 👀💸 Here’s what’s going down: - **Netskope** is like that one friend who hustles on LinkedIn, saying “I’m just here for the stonks!” 📈💪 - **StubHub**: Here to remind us that selling tickets for overpriced concerts is a *totally* valid business model! 🎤💸🤑 - **Infleqtion**: You heard it here first, this startup is the “who?” of the group! 🤷‍♂️👾 *Developer Quote*: “If we can get just ONE person to remember us, we can die happy.” LMAO, cope harder! 😂💀 - **CoinShares**: The crypto bros rolled in like, “What’s up blockchain? We’re ready to make some waves!” 🌊😎 And here’s where it gets juicy: Stocks are like TikTok trends, fam. One minute you’re hot, the next, you’re just another dance challenge that nobody cares about. 🕺💀 🔥🔥**Prediction Time**: The next IPO to flop? I’m calling it—Infleqtion goes public just to become the next “this is fine” meme. 💀💰Share this chaos and let’s watch the stock market suffer together! 🥳 #IPOWatch #MemeTheMarket