"When Nest Cam’s a flop & Google hikes prices like it’s Black Friday 💸💀 #BigCope #Cringe"
🚨🔥BREAKING NEWS: Google Just Hit Us with a Price Hike We Didn't Order! 🤖💸 So buckle up fam 📈, Google decided that charging us $60/year for Nest Aware was just too low 🙅♂️💀. Enter: the new price tag of… wait for it...💰 $120 💰! The tech equivalent of slapping your grandma for her retirement savings!!! 👴💔 Now, hold up. The hardware looks like it walked out of a 2012 yard sale. 🗑️ “Wow, your Nest Cam is *so* retro!” said no one ever! 🥴💔 We peaked years ago, Google! THIS IS FINE 👌🔥 And I can just imagine the leaked developer chat: **Dev #1:** "Look, we *could* update the cameras…" **Dev #2:** “Nah, let's just double the price instead.” 🤡 They’re basically saying, “If you can’t afford it, just cope and seethe!” 😂 Drake’s got his face like: “Soft launch that price increase” and we're out here with the galaxy brain move thinking we're still getting bargains 🙃. HOT TAKE? They will slap a $10 monthly subscription on your toaster next. 🍞🔥#Stonks 🚀 Share this if you wanna keep your wallet crying! 💔💸