🚨🔥 Hold onto your space helmets, fam! 🪐 Because NASA just pulled a full-on Captain America with the OSIRIS-APEX mission! 💥💀 For a hot second, it looked like Trump’s budget cuts were about to leave our asteroid dreams in the dust. But nah fam, NASA said, "Not today!" 😤🚀 Imagine the scene: government officials in a meeting room looking like the “This is fine” dog 🐶🔥 while a bunch of scientists are sweating like they’re in a TikTok dance battle. 💃🕺 One of them probably yelled, “We’re trying to fly to space! Stop canceling our dreams!” And suddenly, BOOM! “Your mission is saved, but like… you guys better take your vitamins.” 💊😳 So what's the tea? ☕️ The OSIRIS-APEX mission just got its ticket to the asteroid party in 2029. Other projects? Still in the shadow realm, like an unpopped popcorn kernel. 🍿🕳️ Leaked developer quote: “At this rate, we’ll hit that asteroid before we fix the WiFi in mission control!” 😂💻 Here’s the hottest take: In 2029, when OSIRIS-APEX successfully collects asteroid samples, aliens will literally slide into those DMs and be like, “What’s up Earthlings? Ready for our collab? 👽🔗” So, are you all on board the spaceship of chaos? Buckle up! 🤑💫 #NASA #AsteroidBae #Stonks