🚨🔊 BREAKING NEWS: Mo Jomaa Dropping IPO Knowledge Bombs! 💣🚀 🧐💼 Alright fam, buckle up because Mo Jomaa from CapitalG is about to school us on **how to IPO that bad boy!** You know, that moment when you slap a "🚀💰" sticker on your startup and pray Wall Street doesn’t ghost you like your last Tinder date. 😅💔 This isn’t just a PowerPoint snooze-fest! Mo’s gonna drop some sick wisdom on the Scale Stage at TechCrunch All Stage (yep, it’s a real thing 🕺) on July 15 in Boston. You better prep your notepads because he’s serving up knowledge hotter than a TikTok trend! 🔥📈 👀💬 “Just don’t get caught with your pants down, like me after my last Zoom call,” one “leaked anonymous developer” allegedly said while frantically Googling “How to IPO without crying.” 😂 But for real, this is your chance to avoid the cringe of *not* preparing for that IPO. It’s like trying to escape a haunted house without googling the exit first. Just listen to Mo, or else it’ll be *this is fine* dog meme levels of chaos for your startup. 🐶🔥 🚨🔥 HOT TAKE: In 2030, we’ll all be IPO-ing personal brands, and if you ain't on TikTok, you’re irrelevant. Stonks are the future, *no cap.* 🌍💥 Don’t sleep on this, fam! 🔥💵💻 #TechCrunch #IPOLife