🚨🔥💻 ALERT! Get ready to witness Microsoft flexing harder than your uncle at the family BBQ. They’re diving into AI deeper than your ex into the DMs. 🌊👀 So here’s the tea 🫖: Microsoft is turbocharging its AI strategy with OpenAI like it’s the last slice of pizza at the party. Forget ‘GitHub Copilot’—it’s more like **GitHub Mauled It** 😱. You call that coding assistance? Bruh, I need a therapist after using Copilot! 🤡😵 Especially when it gives me code that looks like it was written by a raccoon on energy drinks. And let’s talk MAI models and the Maia chip. Look, I’m no engineer, but I’m convinced “MAI” stands for "Microsoft Actually Insane" because they just KEEP doubling down on cloud renting like it’s 2019 and they’ve lost their minds 🚀💰. *Leaked Quote*: "Honestly, we just threw a bunch of buzzwords in a blender and hit ‘frappe’." - Some bearded dude in a hoodie at Microsoft, probably. So what’s the final boss? Brace yourself: I’m predicting that in 2024, Microsoft will lease out brain cells for 99.99/month. 💀 This is fine… right? 😅🔥 #Stonks #Based #AIOnMeth