🎉🔋 Welcome to the Sh*tshow Tech Review Roundup! 🔋🎉 Where we take the snooze-fest that is Engadget and turn it into absolute meme chaos! 💥🥴 First up: Ray-Ban Meta! Glasses that won't let you see any more of your hopes and dreams! 👓✨ These beauties got an upgrade, and now they can not only capture your existential crises but also make them look good. “With AI, I can finally pretend to have friends while looking cool,” said “Karissa Bell,” who is definitely not a robot. 🤖💅 But wait—there’s more! The squishy-squashy Alienware 16 Area-51 gaming laptop is here to suck your wallet dry and make your back ache from carrying it to the coffee shop where you definitely don’t game. 💰💻 Just think of it as your *Thanos laptop*—“I am inevitable” but also “I am broke.” 💀💔 So, what’s next? I predict *400 new gaming laptops* with RGB lighting that could blind a raccoon in broad daylight, and they’ll all scream, “BUY ME” like a sad, neglected puppy! 😂🐶 Share this 🔥 hot take or you're cringe! ✌️ #Blessed 💎