🚨💣 **BREAKING: Soco404 & Koske Malware Hits Cloud Like a Wrecking Ball!** 💣🚨 Listen up, cloud warriors! 🌩️ In a plot twist that even Michael Bay couldn't write, our beloved cloud services are getting a facelift—thanks to some crypto-hungry malware named Soco404 and Koske. Yup, just when you thought your cloud was safe, here comes the *uninvited guest* that not even Grandma could kick out. 💀💸 So here's the tea 🍵: Soco404 is out here rolling deep in both Linux and Windows like it’s a crossover episode of your favorite sitcom 🤪. Seriously, fam, it's the ultimate dodgeball champion, targeting every misconfiguration like that friend who always forgets to delete their browser history. 🤫 *Cue the cringe!* 🕵️‍♂️ **Leaked Dev Quote:** “Soco404? More like Soco404-AWW HELL NAW! This is why we can’t have nice things!” Cloud security firms Wiz and Aqua must feel like those meme stocks 📉—one day they're soaring, and the next is just a dumpster fire 🗑️. 💥 HOT TAKE: In 2024, forget NFTs; we’ll ALL be trading malware like Pokémon cards! 🥳 Stonks? More like **Soco-Stonks** GOING TO THE MOON! 🌕👾 *Get your popcorn ready, this show’s just started!* 🍿🚀