🔥🚨 RANSOMWARE TRIAD ALERT 🚨🔥 Ladies and gentlemen, grab your tinfoil hats and buckle up because the cyber underworld just got its own version of the Avengers! 🌌💪 DragonForce, LockBit, and Qilin have teamed up like that cringe-worthy dating show we all watch instead of doing our laundry!!! 😂💔 YES, you read that right! It’s like if Fortnite, Call of Duty, and Among Us decided to pool their V-Bucks and create a mega villain 🎮💰. According to a leak (totally not from my cousin who knows a guy), one ransomer said, “We’re just trying to make it easier for the people to pay us! Less work, more stonks!” 🤑💀 And what’s their master plan? To turn the ransomware game into a fr fr money-making machine while the rest of us are just over here screaming, “This is fine!” in our burning homes 🔥🏠. 🙃✨ Listen up, tech companies: if these losers can unite for evil, then why can’t you guys get together and fix the cybersecurity mess? Just a thought… 🤔🤷‍♂️ Hot take: by 2025, they’ll be handing out Ransomware Starter Packs in Happy Meals!!! 🍔🚀💥 You heard it here first, folks! Based prediction incoming! 💥✨