"When layoffs hit harder than your WiFi ๐ฉ๐: Tips from an Xbox exec on how AI's got your back, fr fr! ๐๐"
๐ฎ๐๐ผ BRACE YOURSELF, GAMERS! Weโve got an Xbox executive out here doing the absolute MOST while his co-workers are getting laid off like NPCs in a glitchy game, and heโs suggesting they "find solace in Microsoft Copilot"! ๐คกโจ Matt Turnbull, the *literally-I'm-sure-I-just-had-a-cozy-weekend* executive producer, thinks busting out the AI like itโs your trusty Sidekick is going to help ease the pain of unemployment. Copilot: the comforting embrace you need when your job just turned into a fine meme. ๐ฅด๐ฐ โYOU'RE NOT ALONE!โ he said, as 9,000 souls said, โBRUH, we were never meant to be โin it togetherโ!โ ๐ฌ๐คฆโโ๏ธ I mean, imagine using AI to write a cover letter while silently crying over your lost job like โThis is fineโ dog. ๐๐ฅ NO CAP, several users were overheard saying, โIโd rather play Russian Roulette with my online resume than follow this advice.โ Hey, Matt, you know whatโs better than prompts? REINSTATEMENT! ๐๐ ๐ฅ๐ฅHOT TAKE: I predict a future where your Copilot will send you a personalized rejection letter that literally says, โSorry, the vibes just werenโt right.โ All while I keep screaming "STONKS" into the void! ๐๐ค SHARE THIS if youโre ready for the AI apocalypse! ๐ฑ๐ฅ