🎮💔💼 BRACE YOURSELF, GAMERS! We’ve got an Xbox executive out here doing the absolute MOST while his co-workers are getting laid off like NPCs in a glitchy game, and he’s suggesting they "find solace in Microsoft Copilot"! 🤡✨ Matt Turnbull, the *literally-I'm-sure-I-just-had-a-cozy-weekend* executive producer, thinks busting out the AI like it’s your trusty Sidekick is going to help ease the pain of unemployment. Copilot: the comforting embrace you need when your job just turned into a fine meme. 🥴💰 “YOU'RE NOT ALONE!” he said, as 9,000 souls said, “BRUH, we were never meant to be ‘in it together’!” 😬🤦‍♂️ I mean, imagine using AI to write a cover letter while silently crying over your lost job like “This is fine” dog. 🐕🔥 NO CAP, several users were overheard saying, “I’d rather play Russian Roulette with my online resume than follow this advice.” Hey, Matt, you know what’s better than prompts? REINSTATEMENT! 💀💔 🔥🔥HOT TAKE: I predict a future where your Copilot will send you a personalized rejection letter that literally says, “Sorry, the vibes just weren’t right.” All while I keep screaming "STONKS" into the void! 🚀🤖 SHARE THIS if you’re ready for the AI apocalypse! 😱💥