🚨💥 BREAKING: Instagram REDESIGNS NAVIGATION BAR to be even MORE useless!💥🚨 Okay fam, gather ‘round because the Gram has officially *lost the plot* once again! 😂💀 The homie Adam Mosseri just spilled the tea on Instagram’s new layout where Reels and DMs are getting first-class upgrades. Like, bro, can we talk about prioritizing my cat pics over TikTok knock-offs? 🐱✨ According to Mosseri, IG is now a platform made for “three billion users” 🚀—that's the size of a small planet! 🌍🔭 But instead of enhancing quality content that'll make my grandma proud, they're like, "Hey fam, have you tried scrolling through DMs while watching someone do the Renegade for the 10,000th time?!” YES, that’s a daily struggle! 🤦‍♂️🤷‍♀️ #ThisIsFine Leaked quote from a disgruntled developer: “We’ve decided to take away your sanity and give you MORE scrolls! Can we get a ‘W’ for user feedback?!” 🤡👏 Listen, if I wanted to dive deeper into chaos, I’d just let my dog take over my Instagram. 🤖🐶 🔥🔥 ELON MUSK IN SPACE: As if we needed MORE reasons to watch paint dry, I predict soon they’ll add a button that lets you send DMs directly to certified influencers for your *monthly subscription.* 🔥🔥 No cap, but this is a WILD ride we’re all on, so buckle up. 🚀💰 Share this before Mosseri comes for your sanity! 🥴💥