🚨BREAKING NEWS: Your favorite nation-state hackers are out here straight vibin' with BLOCKCHAIN like it's 2017! 💀💸💻 You heard it here first: North Korea just decided to swap their nukes for nifty crypto hacks and stashing malware on PUBLIC BLOCKCHAINS, bruh. Talk about a glow-up! 😂🔥 Google Spam Intelligence (I mean Threat Intelligence) just dropped the tea, and it’s hotter than your mom's pasta sauce. These hackers are using “bulletproof” hosts, which is basically tech for “law enforcement can’t touch us” ✌️💀💥. Picture them sitting in a dark room, sipping on their soy lattes while coding malware like they’re building the next Fortnite map. 🎮🖤 And just when you thought Gen Z had reached peak chaos—BOOM! The era of “hack your way to the top” is here, and it's cheaper than your last Uber Eats order 🥡🤡. 👀 Developers are in the comments saying, “We should’ve just coded malware into a blockchain-based NFT while we were at it!!!” Honest prediction? Fast forward to 2025: we’ll have hackers minting malware NFTs for profit, and it'll be called “blockchain art.” 💥💰 Get ready to see “CryptoCrime” as the next big trend right next to avocado toast. Who’s hyped? 😂🚀