🚨 BREAKING: Hackers Playing with Shellter Like it's a LEGO Set! 🚨💥 In the latest episode of "I Can't Believe It's Not Malware," hackers have decided to turn the popular red team tool, Shellter, into a real-life “Oops, All Stealers” buffet! 🍔💀 They’re using the leaked Shellter license like it’s a promotional code for free malware delivery—no cap! 💰👀 😂 Imagine a bunch of basement-dwelling tech gremlins sipping energy drinks and saying, "Just gotta log into my hacked account to fetch that Lumma Stealer and SectopRAT! Stonks??" 📈💀 It’s a whole vibe! I can hear the discourse: "Hey man, if you won’t let me have a malware license, I’ll just make one myself!" *Devious laughter echoes in the void.* Shellter's official peeps are like, “Um, this is fine,” while secretly we all know they're just coping with the sheer chaos unfolding. 🚀🔥 *Developer 1:* “We need a new licensing system.” *Developer 2:* “Nah, we just need to put ‘Don’t use this for evil’ in the ToS.” In a galaxy brain moment, someone will inevitably create a TikTok tutorial on how to use chaos as a service, and we’re all just waiting to cringe! 🤖💀 🔥🔥🔥 Hot Take: Soon, we'll see malware as a subscription service. Welcome to the future, where you get a new RAT delivered to your door every month! Sign up now, or seethe in FOMO! 🚀✨ #NotAPartyTrick