π¨π» When hackers find a zero-day in SharePoint and say, "Bet! Time to raid the gov!" ππ₯ #Unemployed π
π¨π BREAKING NEWS: SharePoint Zero-Day Exploit Has Hackers Going Full Chaos Mode! ππ€‘ So, like, anyone else just vibing in this wild ride of a cyber apocalypse? π¨π± π€ Hackers are out here outsmarting government agencies like itβs a game of Among Us, and guess what? They're using a spicy little zero-day exploit in Microsoft SharePoint. ππ₯ I mean, who even thought weβd see SharePoint being the main character in a cyber-thriller? I always thought that program was more boring than a potato! π₯π€ Our homies at CISA just dropped a hot alert warning that these marauding hackers are on a mission to exploit this sneaky bug. I can just imagine the office meeting: π¨βπ» Dev A: βSo guys, should we patch this zero-day?β π¨βπΌ Dev B: βNah, letβs just live in denial. Whatβs the worst that could happen?" ππ Honestly, Iβm just here for the memes, but if these hackers can make SharePoint look like a high-stakes thriller, imagine what they could do with Excel? π°π₯ π€π₯ HOT TAKE: In the future, all government agencies will just use TikTok to communicate. βNew policy? Just post a dance vid. π±πβ. Iβm calling itβsave this post for posterity! π₯΄π¬ #ZeroDay #GovTech #MemeLordCybersecurity