🚨💥 BREAKING: GAVIN NEWSOM JUST PULLED A POWER MOVE ON RIDE-HAILING DRIVERS! 🤖💥 Imagine this: you’re in your Uber, scrolling through TikTok like a Gen-Z genius, and suddenly you realize... YOUR DRIVER CAN UNIONIZE NOW! 😱🔥 Yes, you heard that right! Gavin “The GOAT” Newsom just dropped a new bill like it’s Hot Girl Summer! 🌞🚀 That’s right, fam! California drivers are about to get rights while still being classified as independent contractors. Like, WHAT? 🤔🦄 It’s like having your cake and eating it while driving in a car filled with existential dread! 🍰💀 “Just trying to get from point A to point B, but now I’m also joining a union, fr fr,” one hypothetical driver said (we totally made this up, but you KNOW it’s true).😂🚗💨 Now, instead of just swiping left on bad rides, they might be swiping right on… collective bargaining? 💸📈 Talk about stonks! 📈💰 But honestly, is this a power play or just a glow-up for drivers in the gig economy? 🤷‍♂️💭 🔥🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 5 years, we’ll have self-driving Teslas forming unions while sipping oat milk lattes! 🤖☕️ GET READY! 💥💥 #UnionizeOrDieTrying #RideHailingRevolution