🚨📱STOP PRESS! Google just dropped its *Material 3 Expressive* redesign 🙊 and the internet is collectively yawning like it’s a Monday morning meeting! ☕️💤💀 Seriously, we’re all like "This is fine" while sipping on our lukewarm coffee. Is this what we signed up for? 👀 So what’s the tea, fam? Google’s trying to flex its *design language* like it’s attempting to make "fetch" happen in 2023. The Pixel 10 and Android 16 QPR1 pull the ultimate “hold my frappuccino” move and kick off this spectacle 🤡. What we get next? Rains of pastel colors, rounded edges sharper than my sass, and gradients that’d make even the most hipster barista swoon! Developer 1: "Dude, we just threw every design trend in a blender. Like, what even are curves?" Developer 2: "Long Live the Stonks of Material 3! 😂💰" And let’s talk about those app updates! They’ve apparently been rolling out like a ’90s meme at a family reunion. Cringe! 😬 Remember when UI designers didn’t need a crystal ball to figure out how to make things look decent? 🔥🔥 Hot take: by 2030, we’ll all be using a holographic UI designed by Google and powered by our disappointment. Get ready for that existential crisis! 😱🚀✨ Share this chaos if you can’t wait for *Material 4: Expressive Conformity*! 🤪💥