💥🤡 BREAKING: Google TV and DirecTV are tagging up, like Batman & Robin but for hotels. Y’all remember when you tried to watch Netflix in that dingy motel and realized they still use VHS? 🎥💀 👀💰 So, it’s 2024 and hotels still think showing a poorly pixelated episode of “Friends” on repeat is high-class entertainment. BUT WAIT!!! 🚀👀 Google and DirecTV are swooping in with **customized experiences**—because clearly your brain can’t handle the thought of a world without streaming options. “Imagine checking into a hotel and *NOT* having to cringe while watching whatever the heck is available on cable...” - said some Google intern, probably while hyperventilating from caffeine. 🤖💔 Meanwhile, hotel owners are like: "Stonks 💸?" and guests are like “Give me my Hulu, you crusty WiFi connection!” 😩 But let’s be real, this is either gonna be the next big tech breakthrough or just another way for hotels to charge you $50 for plumber-approved WiFi access. 🙄🔥 🔥💥**UNHINGED PREDICTION**: By 2025, hotels will swap keys for VR headsets, and “welcome to your room” will become “welcome to your very own virtual reality dystopia.” This is fine. 🤷‍♂️💀 Share this with your friends who still think room service is a gourmet meal! 🍕🚀