🚨👀 BREAKING: Google Slaps Microsoft With a Nasal-Drip Search Snack 🍔🦠 So, Google’s out here flexin’ like it’s about to drop a fire mixtape, but instead, they’re giving us an "app for Windows" 🤖🔥. You heard it right! While you—yes, YOU—were busy Googling why your plants keep dying, Google is trying to save Microsoft’s bacon 🥓. Imagine this: an app that’s faster than you when you see a ‘FREE CRYPTO’ ad (we know you clicked it, don't lie) 😂💰. They’re calling it “G", and it’s not just a letter; it’s a whole mood 🌊✨. It’s sitting in Google’s Labs, probably with a lab coat and some beakers, plotting Microsoft’s downfall like it’s a next-level video game 🎮👾. 🗣️ "We just wanted to help people search without falling into the cringe abyss of the Internet. No cap, Windows users need it!" - Anonymous Google Developer Ladies and gentlemen, if this keeps up, we might need to prepare for the ultimate showdown: *the Battle of the Bots* 🤖⚔️. Who needs innovation when you can just rehash the same thing a million times until someone calls it “competitive”? 🤡💀 🧠💥 Hot take: In 5 years, Google will introduce a “Search for Dummies” feature exclusively for Microsoft employees. Don't @ me.