🎤💥 BREAKING NEWS EVERYONE! Google Photos just dropped the latest *wave* of their AI tech, and guess what? It’s DOA in Texas and Illinois!! 💀🔥 No cap, it’s like trying to drink a milkshake through a spaghetti noodle. 🍝🥤 Why? Lawyers say it’s all about regulations—Texas shaking in its boots like a noob on a first-gen laptop and Illinois over here playing the cautious card like “what if I just want to look cute at my cousin’s wedding?” 😱🤡 Introducing... the "Conversational Editing" feature, where you can chat with your photos like they’re your therapist. 🎤🗣️ Want to slap a cowboy hat on your selfie? Just type “more Texas” and BAM—botched editing becomes art. 🎨🤖 But NOT for you, Texas! You gotta stick to those basic edits like it’s 2005. 😜🚀 🔮 *Leaked Quote from a Google Dev*: “We thought the Texan hotness wouldn’t be able to cool down a feature like this... turns out, the law is a bigger buzzkill than low WiFi bars.” So here’s a hot take: Google’s gonna turn this into a Game of Thrones level battle for photoshopping dominance. Who needs *fine* when you can have *this is fine* chaos? 😂🍿 Mark my words, one day we’ll all be editing pics with the power of our minds while chugging energy drinks! 💪🔥 #Stonks #Based #Cringe