🚨BREAKING NEWS 🚨: Google is cooking up a subscription called "Home Premium" (👏 because we just didn't have enough subscriptions already 🤑) that’s here to replace Nest Aware! 💥💥 Uh, why do I feel like this is just a glorified **“pay us more to spy on you”** plan? 😂🔍 So, what's this “Home Premium”? 🤔 Think of it as the "Netflix for your home", but instead of binge-watching, you can binge-watch how your fridge takes selfies with your leftovers. Stonks? 🤑 Nah, just stonks on CRACK! 💀 In the unofficial (read: totally made up) words of a senior Google engineer: “We realized people LOVE paying for things they already own, so we decided to lean in! 😤💸” And rumor has it that the redesigned Home app will have a UI that looks like it was coded by a toddler on a sugar rush! No cap, it's gonna be a treat. 🍭🚀 Reactions are already in, with some saying “This is fine... I guess?” 🔥 and the rest just seething. Drake meme? “No thanks” to “Google - is this a money grab?” 🤯 🖤🔥🔥 Here’s the hot take: Google Home Premium will inevitably lead to an uprising of AI fridge rebellions. “Why should you pay for my vibes, human?!” Pro tip: Stock up on non-perishable snacks. You’ll thank me later. 🤖💀