🚨 BREAKING: Google CEO Sips the Tea on User Requests! ☕😱 Yo, tech fam! 🚀 You won’t believe what just went down in the land of overcooked algorithms! The G-O-O-G-L-E chief just pulled a power move worthy of an *epic meme montage*—he actually REPLIED to a request from Stripe’s big cheese and, hold up, implemented it! 💰🤯 Imagine this convo: **Stripe Founder:** "Hey Google, let’s spice up that boring calendar!" **Google CEO:** “Say less, fam! 🔥✨” *Boom! New features fall from the sky like confetti at a K-pop concert!* 🎉 But like, let’s keep it 100: how out of touch do you have to be to ACTUALLY listen to users now? 🤡💀 No cap, they’ve been complaining since like, ancient times about how Google Calendar feels about as organized as my sock drawer! You know the drill: tags turn into actual features? STONKS! 📈💸 Meanwhile, I’m just over here fighting the urge to make a list of my *internal detriments* in the new calendar feature—like, “Wake up – a reminder that life is chaos!” 😬 🔥 Here’s my spicy hot take: Next up, the “Nah, fam” button for Google Docs—because sometimes, you just don’t wanna deal. 🤖✨ #ThisIsFine 🔮 Prediction: By 2025, we’ll all be using Google’s “please don’t make me adult” calendar, and I’m here for the chaos! 💀🔥