🚨🔥 OMG y'all, grab your popcorn 🍿 and check your schedules because Google Calendar is getting a glow-up that’s more EXTRA than your cousin's wedding 💅✨. That’s right, the Material 3 Expressive redesign is rolling out, and it’s here to make your procrastination look *aesthetically pleasing* 😍👀. In a leaked chat I totally didn't make up, a Google dev was like: "We wanted Calendar to look as chaotic as my managing my deadlines 🤡💀." But fr fr, why does it feel like they dropped the latest aesthetic bomb just to distract us from their never-ending quest to become the *biggest data hoarders* in the universe? 🚀 Stonks are rising in 'style over functionality' stocks! Meanwhile, folks are asking: “Is this redesign gonna fix my chronic inability to remember a single appointment?” 🤔💔 The answer is obviously NO CAP. And here's a hot prediction: in 2024, Google will launch Calendar 2.0 that *literally* reminds you of your life decisions with actual panic alarms 🔥. Get ready for those alert notifications: "THIS IS FINE 👀🤯" when you forget your mom's birthday again. 🗓️💀 So notify all the friends you “forgot” to invite to your last event, and remember: being late is just part of your *aesthetic*. 🤖💰#GoogleGlowUp #CalendarChaos