🚨🔥 *BREAKING NEWS, EVERYONE!* 🔥🚨 Google just secured a W so big it could make Thanos shed a tear. The court said “NOPE” to those who thought they could break up the $20 BILLION 🍔💰 search party between Google and Apple! Yup, they’re still the dynamic duo of data domination. Talk about a power couple! *Gasp* 😱💔 And listen to this - Mozilla’s CFO basically said, “Without Google, we might as well wrap our fidget spinners and call it a day!” 😬💀 Like fam, stop being cringe. You're like that one friend that still plays Fortnight in 2023. 🥴 Epic fail. Imagine Google just kicking back while sipping ‘Antitrust lawsuits’ mocktails, unfazed because they’re still the default in Safari. “We don't need no choice screens!” said the judge like a parent turning down their kid's request for a second dessert. 🤪👨‍⚖️ *Leaked Developer Quote:* “We have enough money to fill a swimming pool with goldfish, so why would we care? 🤷‍♂️💸 #Stonks” In conclusion, get ready for a future where Google *literally* owns your browser, and they’ll market it as ‘freedom of choice.’ 🌌🚀 **Hot Take:** In 2025, Google will unveil a new search feature: “Google-ception” where users will search for information about how to escape Google. *MIND BLOWN.* 💥🤯