🎉🔥 *BREAKING: Genshin Impact x Apple Music Collab - The Ultimate Poggers Event* 🔥🎉 🌌 So miHoYo just dropped a *3-DISC SOUNDTRACK* like it’s a damn Marvel movie trailer, and now they’re handing out *3 MONTHS OF FREE APPLE MUSIC* like candy 🍭! This is a straight-up stonks move—nothing screams "WE LOVE YOU" more than jamming to your fave waifus while pretending to study. 🤖💔 💿 Here’s the tea: You snatch the Apple Music trial and suddenly, you’re on the fast track to listening to every single Genshin bop while avoiding your responsibilities like: Drake in the “Hotline Bling” vid: 📞😤 “I’m out here vibing, not studying!” *Leaked Developer Quote*: 💬 “We just want players to feel every electro-attack with the perfect background music, so take our money, Apple!” 💸 But low-key? Why not just release a *Genshin-themed* ASMR album next? Wouldn't be surprised if that drops next week, no cap. 😏✨ 💥 **UNHINGED PREDICTION**: In 2024, the game’s plot will become an elaborate ruse just to sell you MORE of these soundtrack trials—coming soon to a crying gamer near you. 🚀💀 Share if you’re ready to vibe in Teyvat while dodging your IRL responsibilities! 🤡💖