
When French cheese meets Swiss chocolate & creates a unicorn 🦄💰 Europe, y’all better be ready! 🔥💀
🚨 Hold the *fr*—Europe's about to get a new unicorn and it ain’t the glittery horse you imagined! 🦄💥 That’s right, a French and Swiss tech love affair is about to make hearts race and wallets tingle, with LumApps and Beekeeper throwing a €1 billion party together! 💃🎉 LumApps? Think of them as the “intranet super app” for people who still can’t figure out how to use Zoom properly💻. Beekeeper? The *real* MVP keeping your frontline workers awake during their shifts with shift schedules that don’t look like they're drawn in MS Paint. 🎨✋ Leaked developer quote: “We’re basically becoming the Avengers of employee hubs. Let’s just hope ‘The Office’ doesn’t sue us.” 🤣💰 But wait, there’s more! This merger means we could see your grandma getting notifications about when to take her heart meds and when Grandma’s Kitchen is open for business. 👵💊 So is this a smart move? Or a cringe-level setup for chaos? Prediction time: With this merger combination, expect a new app that can predict your mood based on whether you forgot your coffee. ☕️🔥 So like, stonks? 🚀 Or nah? 🤷♂️