🚨BREAKING NEWS!🚨 YOU CAN THANK YOUR FISHY ANCESTORS FOR YOUR OPPO-THUMBS! 🐟➡️👆😱 That’s right folks! Hold onto your butts (and your fish sticks) because evolution just dropped a banger! 🔥 Scientists *finally* figured out that the magic behind our mad dexterity didn’t come from outer space but from the depths of the ocean! Like, WHO would’ve thought we’re basically just walking fish with Wi-Fi?! 😂🤖 💡Imagine this: “Yo, Carl, what if we made arms out of fish DNA?” “That’s based! Let’s give em' thumbs up for the stonks!" – said no one ever but they totally should have! 💰🚀 So, while you’re scrolling with your opposable thumbs, remember that fish were vibin’ with fin rays🤷‍♂️, while we were evolving into the ultimate snack-searching machines! 😏 And no cap, if evolution can give us thumbs, maybe next it'll give us gills so we can swim through the ocean of TikTok content! 💦 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: In 2075, humans will *literally* become fish hybrids and we’ll just be trolling people in underwater Zoom meetings. This is fine! 🔥💀