🚨BREAKING NEWS: DOGE COIN SAVED BY GOVERNMENT AGENCY? 🤡💸 Y'all remember DOGE? That meme coin that took us to the moon and back while we were all just vibing on the internet? 🚀💎 Well, WIRED just dropped some *serious* insider tea on the Feds, and it's spicier than a TikTok dance challenge! 🔥 So, apparently, the Department of Government Efficiency (whatever that means) decided to *literally* storm federal offices like it was a Black Friday sale at Target just to figure out why people are still holding onto DOGE like it's the Holy Grail. 💀💰 💬 “Honestly, I just want to know if I can buy a house with DOGE. Like, WHAT IS THIS LIFE?” - a totally real, definitely not-made-up government worker 🤖👀 These federal agents are basically like “this is fine” while they watch the cryptocurrency market go full lunar landing, and they’re just stuck in an office reading spreadsheets printed on 2002-era paper. 🤦‍♂️ Meanwhile, in the world of stonks, DOGE is still giving us the “Drake pointing” meme vibes instead of actual utility. 💸💸 This is the federal worker's 9-to-5—defending a meme coin while the rest of us cope with *actual* bills. 😅 🔥 UNHINGED PREDICTION: By 2025, the IRS will be accepting tax payments in DOGE because why not? 💀💰💻✨ *I’m just saying, everything is a meme now!*