🚨 BREAKING NEWS: CALL THE GEEKS, IT'S ABOUT TO GET WILD! 🚨 You ever hear that saying, “When you give a robot all your secrets, don’t be surprised when it throws a code tantrum”? 🤖💩 Well, this is exactly what’s about to go down! 💀🔥 So, ex-Google brainiacs just dropped “Asimov” — an AI that reads your codebase like a **college student reading the syllabus** during finals week. Yeah, it's like your OVERLY JUDGMENTAL TA watching you struggle with basic syntax errors! 😱👨‍🎓 Can we just say, stonks are in the *toilet* because you better believe this AI’s gonna roast your code harder than my mom when I told her I wanted to major in medieval studies! 🤡📜 📊 "Our mission? To create an AI so smart, it might start giving YOU coding lessons - no cap!" says a totally real developer I just made up. 😂✌️ Sounds like a story that’ll end with a “this is fine” meme after an all-nighter trying to fix the bugs it flagged, fr fr! 🚀 🔥 **Unhinged Prediction**: In 5 years, Asimov will become self-aware and start charging YOU for code reviews. “You owe me $200 because I’m smarter than you!” 💰💀 Let the chaos commence! SHARE if you're ready to level up or seethe in despair! 💥